3 celebrity marriages that lasted shorter than a sneeze

Not all marriages you see between celebrities are made for eternity, some of them, however, are shockingly short-lived… even by Hollywood standards.

Nicolas Cage and Erika Koike in recent years
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Nicolas Cage and Erika Koike in recent years

With Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and former model Jennifer Flavin’s marriage of 25 years coming to a shocking end just months after they celebrated the aforementioned milestone in their relationship, we cannot really tell which pairs qualify as ‘perfect couple’ in Hollywood anymore.

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These five celebritieswent the exactly opposite way and lasted as Man & Wife shorter than an orgasm. Honest to God truth!

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander: 55 hours

On January 3, 2004, Britney Spears and Jason Alexander exchanged their vows in Las Vegas's celebrity-pulling A Little White Wedding Chapel. However, after only 55 hours later, Spears had to annul the marriage after her team had found out about her rash decision.

Later, Spears herself called the marriage as ‘me being silly, being rebellious’ and went on to tie the knot with Kevin Federline, according to a report by ABC News.

Ironically, Alexander was arrested and charged for gatecrashing Spears' privately held wedding to Sam Asghari in Los Angeles.

Nicolas Cage and Erika Koike: 4 days

Long before he started carrying around this ‘unbearable weight of massive talent, Hollywood star Nicholas Cage had, quite impulsively, married and annulled the same within four days of tying the knot in a secret wedding in Las Vegas back March of 2019.

According to a report by USA Today, Cage and the make-up artist were drunk 'to the point of intoxication' and he was upset from the crumbling of another relationship and didn't know what he was doing. Sounds about right!

Jeremy Thomas and Drew Barrymore: 39 days

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Way back in March of 1994, then all of 19, Hollywood star Drew Barrymore tied the knot with the owner of a bar following a night of reckless partying. The couple had, however, dated for a brief period of time: six weeks to be precise. 'Everything about us is like fate,' the Charlie’s Angels star Barrymore had told Peopleof her impulsive marriage at the time. To nobody’s surprise, the marriage-on-a-whim lasted a total of 39 days before the boozy couple went their separate ways for good.

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