Joe Jonas to Ben Affleck: 5 celebs with hilarious honeymoon stories

If ‘crazy, stupid love’ is the answer to all the outrageous antics you are about to pull on your honeymoon, then you need to think twice—for instance, love sure did not stop Joe Jonas from crossing a bridge during his honeymoon trip to Maldives. Alcohol did. And what made Ben Affleck doze off in public, you ask. Do we really need to spell that out? Guess, not.

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So, let’s not throw shade at anyone for being a little OTT during their honeymoons, and laugh at these five celebrity couples for what had happened instead... right after the ‘I Dos’ were exchanged. Shall we?

Ouch! Love hurts: Kaley Cuoco

Although the couple’s divorced now, but back in 2018, the The Big Bang Theory star, right after marrying Karl Cook, had to have her honeymoon at a hospital as she had to undergo shoulder surgery.

“When your ‘honeymoon’ is shoulder surgery and your husband looks just as happy lol on the road to recovery,” she captioned a photo from her hospital room. However, as reported by People, went for a ‘delayed honeymoon’ to Switzerland.

How much tan is too much tan?: Chris Pratt

Hollywood A-lister Chris Pratt and his wife Katherine Schwarzenegger left for Lanai, in Hawaii, after their dreamy 2019 wedding. The much-in-love couple must have forgotten their sunscreen lotions at home or decided to go with the whole YOLO shebang, as the Guardians of the Galaxy star came home with an unflattering (more like burnt) tan.

“Suns out guns out. I might have got a toouuuch crispy on the honeymoon #Aloe,” he joked about his burns on Instagram.

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We will cross the bridge when we get to it: Joe Jonas

The Cake By The Ocean singer and his The Game of Thrones wife went to the Maldives after exchanging their vows in secret in the South of France in 2019, as reported by Billboard. The adventurous couple went straight to the Maldives for their honeymoon. And, what do you know, watermelon daiquiris got the better of them. “What an epic trip! The bridge after a few 🍹 isn’t easy.. I can’t wait to go back,” wrote Joe Jonas in the caption of his honeymoon post. Interestingly, the carousel had a video of him with his pants pulled down. Don’t even want to know what that was all about.

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Do NOT leave this at home: Katherine Heigl

The actress seems like the responsible type, but can chasing the ‘marital bliss’ be a legit excuse for someone to forget that one item that would help them leave their country of origin: a passport!

Yes, after her 2007 wedding to Josh Kelley in Park City, Utah, the couple, according to People, had to take a quick detour as Heigl had, of all things, forgotten to carry her passport to fly out to Mexico.

Sleepy head: Ben Affleck

They might have opted for two weddings, according to Harper's Bazaar—with the first one being in Las Vegas in July of 2022 and the second one in August of the same year in Georgia—but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez had only one honeymoon and it was, as Barney Stinson would say, ‘legendary!’

The Oscar-winning actor was caught sleeping on a cruise on the Seine River in Paris during their honeymoon with new wife Jennifer Lopez in July-end of 2022. And when you are a celebrity and napping with your mouth open, trust the internet to generate hilarious memes out of you(r mouth). And, they did!