With lockdown still in full effect, many of us will be spending Valentine’s Day solo. Some may still enjoy the day on their own with chocolates, rom-coms and even a little ‘self-love.’ But whether you’re celebrating by yourself or with a partner, Poundland is making the day extra spicy with their new line of sex toys.
Poundland’s new range of sex toys
Whether you’re alone for Valentine’s Day or if you’re sharing it with a loved one, Poundland is shaking things up with their own range of erotic toys that won’t break the bank.
The discount retail chain has had customers raving about their new ‘Nooky’ range which sees sex toys being sold from just £4-£8. Those who opt for the £4 price range can even take home a vibrating love egg with 10 different pulsating settings. The egg can also be controlled by either yourself or a partner through a remote control (cue the famous Ugly Truth scene).
Poundland shoppers will also be able to get their hands on a set of love beads, a ‘G-Spot Vibrator’ or even a seven-inch dildo for just £8 (that’s a little more than £1 per inch!). The new toys can be found alongside the High Street store’s other ‘Nooky’ products such as their ‘Bonkin Bunny Vibrator’ which urges customers to ‘hop to it’ whenever they ‘feel frisky.’
If you’re wondering what other new, titillating toys Poundland has to offer, here’s the full list:
- Nooky finger vibrator - £4
- Nooky butt plug - £4
- Nooky 2in1 rabbit ring - £4
- Nooky vibrating love egg - £4
- Nooky 7 inch dildo - £8
- Nooky g-spot vibrator - £8
- Nooky bodysuit in white and black - £5
- Nooky boxers (two pack) - £5
- Nooky love beads - £8
- Nooky clitoral vibrator - £8
Unfortunately, if you want to get your hands on any of these goods then you’ll have to make a trip in-store as the products aren’t available online. But don’t worry, Poundland is still allowed to stay open during lockdown because of their ‘essential items.’
Customers have been raving about the new toys
Customers looking for more bang for their buck have taken to the Facebook group Extreme Couponing and Bargains UK, to share the great deals with their friends. One person commented ‘Need a trip to Poundland,’ while another chimed in with ‘To be fair quite a bargain right!’
However, the irony of buying sex toys from a place aptly named Poundland hasn’t been lost on all, a commenter from the group explained:
Probably your last Valentine's Day with your girlfriend when you hand her Poundland presents. Don't think there will be any sexy time.
For all those who would forego discount sex toys for a little more romance this Valentine’s Day, this list of lockdown Valentine’s Day activities should get the ideas flowing!