Photos : Chuck Norris: 20 unforgettable jokes that have rocked the internet
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Time Waits for No man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. © Boris Spremo
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. © Archive Photos
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris in the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. © Dick Loek
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. © Sunset Boulevard
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. © Sunset Boulevard
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Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. © Nik Wheeler
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. © Jesse Grant
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8. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. © Reg Innell
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. © Catherine McGann
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Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. © Archive Photos
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. © CBS Photo Archive
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The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. © CBS Photo Archive
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. © Sean Gardner
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry. © CBS Photo Archive
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. © Jean GUICHARD
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish. © CBS Photo Archive
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost. © MediaNews Group/Boston Herald via Getty Images
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The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist. © SOPA Images
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down. © Sunset Boulevard
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. 